name this

So, I will make the 40 mile round trip to crazy town for the last time tomorrow. There are many things that I am going to miss, that drive not being one of them. i consider myself very lucky that in the last 4 years i have not broken down, had an accident, hit a deer, turkey or cow, and only ran out of gas once. There are many things that I will miss, the opportunity for endless amounts of R&D, a few of the people and mostly the top notch product that has come out of this dept in the last 3 years. I am moving a million miles away, at least it seems like it. Little Rock better get ready for some real Yankee bbq and some of the best charcuterie that the dirty south has ever seen. That's where ya' all come in(just practicing the new language i will be exposed to soon). I'm planning on opening a butcher/charcuterie/wholesale meat store. Maybe in the future ya'all will buy some of my famous salumi on-line. But I digress, I need a name,,,,,not just a lame-ass name either, something people will have to think about. So far the best I've heard is from eat local, Spare Parts......So lets hear it,,,,winner maybe gets a free pound of bacon. Maybe.