are you hiring?

Unemployed charcutist looking for full time work......its been 1 week since I lost my job, and it kind rules. I do miss some of them, and really miss the work, but not working is working for me. MY family and I are leaving for little rock on Friday morning....it crazy to think that i will be leaving the bountiful pacific northwest for the humid muggy dirty south. oh well change is good they say. the growing season there is unreal...and being 5-10 years behind where I am now, I like my chances.....We are heading to no cal first and I am real stoked to hit the fatted calf....it has been on my list for some time. I also know the sommelier at the french laundry, and he said he would show me around, wish I could afford to eat there. He suggested bouchon, which is about 1/5 the cost. then to Tahoe, tahoe city to be exact, reno, denver,Wichita Oklahoma city then little rock.. any culinary attractions ya all know on the way.....and Mikey, man, keep the names a comin....you could be a professional restaurant namer.. look out little rock, here come the Browns