Top 10 small staff awesomeness

10. the "sketch" isn't necesssary
9 reiterating rotation and FIFO with the prep guy means talking to yourself in the walk-in
8. shift meal costs are nominal @ best
7. Initaling the prep list is profoundly unneccesary
6. staff meetings can take place while you (pretend to) sleep
5. "who the f mised this line?" = you're talking to yourself again
4. never wondering who'll be there to receive produce
3. no one cares if your iPod is 94% live Phish
2. no one fights for the glorious title of Chief Blame Coordinator
1. "high" payroll is never mentioned in ANY conversation