Pimp and Circumstance

Graduation Weekend here in Eugene is finally over. Saturday, Sunday, and Monday were each $20,000 days. I want to share some of my favorite quotes from the weekend:

"We are going to donkey punch the shit out of graduation weekend." (I just learned what a donkey punch means from our sweet young lady food runner)

"Did you get tickets for table C6, C3, A3, or A4? NO??? Shit!! The POS is down."

"Hey, the 40 top wants to do dinner now. Wow, it sounds kind of ridiculous when I say it out loud."

"Jesse, I have 28 tenderloins on the board all day."

"Can I get that creme brulee to go?"

"Sorry bud. I know its after five, but the last 20 top for lunch is just now ordering." 20 minutes later: "I really need that table so can you fly the 20 top?"

"The dish machine is down."

At 2:15 pm: "The 5 o'clock private party in the South Tower dining room just changed to 3 o'clock. They are on their way now."

My personal favorite: "The board is clear. We did it."

We are blessed to have such a great culinary team in the kitchen. They performed miracles. I have never been as proud of this team as I am right now. They certainly did donkey punch graduation weekend.