changing times

There's scuttlebutt that we need to change our venue because our anonymity has been compromised.  I'd like to keep this beautifully poignant name, but I also cannot allow our words to be subjected to scrutiny or our employment to ever be at risk.  If we can come up with a suitable substitute, I will put the KC moniker on eBay and use the proceeds to get us more space.  Chime in, please.