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A Temperature by any other name

How many ways can it possibly be ordered?

1. Black and Blue
2. Pittsburgh Rare
3. Charred Rare
4. Chicago Rare
5. Burnt, but still Mooing
6. Blue Rare
7. Bloody Rare
8. Bloody as Hell

And it never fails. However it is ordered, somebody gets confused by what the guest actually wants.

2 comments:

Mad Reductions said...

In our neck of the woods, they call it Pittsburgh, but here they order it medium rare or even medium. 99 times our of 100, it is someone from the Asshole Convention.

Chef named Sous said...

I once got a ticket asking for a Filet, blackened with blue cheese. I had a gut feeling that isn't what the guest ordered. Sure enough I was right. The server, Noel was her name, first had to argue with me that "black and blue" where she is from means blackened with blue cheese. I assumed it was a titty bar.

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