Food Posioning

This idiot i used to work with, not at a restaurant, went to Hibachi for his birthday last week. i only know because he posted it on facebook. Everyday since then he has posted something about how he pissed off the chef and so the chef posioned his food. "raped by a cactus" "don't piss of the chef"

A lot of people piss me off...daily. I generally only like a handful of people, but I would never do anything to fuck with someones food. It could be my worst enemy and I still would give them a quality meal. I wonder how many other idiots think the way this guy does. I am going to write a every well written and polite "fuck you" from all restaurant workers on his next post.