Employee of the Month

I nominate R____ V. for the month of April though there are still two shifts to go. We have a no-brainer banquet for 30 to-night and I am highly confident that she won't let me down.

Hobbies: completely justifying the $2.38 we pay her hourly, refusing to acknowledge that we have a written menu, using multiple modifiers to create items that are already on the menu ("I've never had anyone order that before!")
Recent accomplishment: sending the "General Manager" into a mid-rush tizzy by telling her that we were out of dinner bread instead of asking any of the five employees who actually know where we keep the backup bread
Favorite color: clear

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