Yogi or Boo Boo?

So, as I've said before, crazytown is where I work. There are a million stories about this place, one of the better ones happened today and goes like this:(the names have been changed to protect the stupid)

Bill: Oh my god, I just saw a bear roaming aropund the property! Quick, grab a camera, hop in the van and lets go get some pics for the web site.
Ted: Okay lets go!(at this point, I am picturing a car load of people actin as if they were on the discovery channel chasing a tornado)
Bill: It was right down at the bottom of the hill, lets go, lets go.

I am sure there was some more dialogue, but I can't get to that level, long story short, the "bear" turned out to be a turkey. Yes, a turkey. Now, even if you had never seen even a picture of a bear, don't you think you could tell the difference between the two. Everyone has heard the story of goldilocks and the three turkeys right? Welcome to my world.....