So, as I've said before, crazytown is where I work. There are a million stories about this place, one of the better ones happened today and goes like this:(the names have been changed to protect the stupid)
Bill: Oh my god, I just saw a bear roaming aropund the property! Quick, grab a camera, hop in the van and lets go get some pics for the web site.
Ted: Okay lets go!(at this point, I am picturing a car load of people actin as if they were on the discovery channel chasing a tornado)
Bill: It was right down at the bottom of the hill, lets go, lets go.
I am sure there was some more dialogue, but I can't get to that level, long story short, the "bear" turned out to be a turkey. Yes, a turkey. Now, even if you had never seen even a picture of a bear, don't you think you could tell the difference between the two. Everyone has heard the story of goldilocks and the three turkeys right? Welcome to my world.....
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I am sure "that level " can be achieved with enough bong hits.
if the guy can't tell a living, walking turkey from a goddamn bear, i wouldn't trust him to tell the difference between chicken and duck breasts. just sayin...
This has been making me laugh for two days. I thought it was an inside joke, but then turned out to be true. Will you please tell me who Bill and Ted are?
*sigh* bill and ted. bill and ted's excellent adventure. the greatest go-back-in-time-and-kidnap-historical-figures-for-your-book-report movie ever made! also there's an awesome mall mayhem sequence, and napoleon goes to the water slides. are you serious? you've never seen bill and ted??
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