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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug

Yo, ______(insert dishwashers name) can I get a pan to heat up some soup? Sounds so simple yet some people just cant quite grasp the concept. This is what he brought me.



This God Damn pot will not even fit on the burners or hold more then 6oz of anything. You can leave it off to the side so it scorches half of the contents and the other half will still be cold or stand there and hold it.

3 comments:

Chef named Sous said...

Well is it a stainless pot at least?

Cornstarch in my crotch said...

yes it is stainless and I am sure it was at least $89.99. I just want to know what whomever bought was thinking. Everyone denies buying/ordering it.

Chef named Sous said...

You never know. You might need it. You never know when a little person will send back their soup because they want it a little hotter. I've seen crazier shit happen on Sundays. Then it will be worth the $89.99 + little pot tax. Maybe throw it at someone when they burn the pita for the tenth fucking time. Or perhaps take shots of Maker's Mark with it.

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